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The Walrus 

"The Walrus was Paul"
The Walrus by Supercomputer December 10, 2022

The Walrus Theory 

The Walrus Theory is the general theory which states that when a guy is around other guys for so long that when he sees an ugly girl she appears very attractive. The theory is derived from sailors hundreds of years ago who would sail for years on end without seeing a single female and would then begin to think that the walruses in the ocean were beautiful mermaids.
Jimmy: "I just got back from that two month long all guys summer camp and saw that Helga must have lost weight, shes lookin' fine!"

Tyler: "Dude, Helga hasn't changed, you're just suffering from The Walrus Theory."

The Walrus of Love

Barry Eugene White (born Barrence Eugene Carter, September 12, 1944(1944-09-12) – July 4, 2003) was a Grammy Award winning American record producer, songwriter and singer responsible for the creation of numerous hit soul and disco songs. He released numerous gold and platinum albums, numerous gold singles and platinum singles.citation needed All inclusive, record sales of White's music with singles, albums, are in excess of 50 million.
'What you been up to ?'
'Jus been listening to the walrus of love'
'sweet'
The Walrus of Love by Scott Cawley September 26, 2007

The Walrus and the Carpenter 

The act of simultaneous penetrating a vagina with your penis and pointer finger.
Dude, hear you gave Clara the Walrus and the Carpenter in the parking lot.

The Walrus Shuffle 

Gracefully falling onto your back with your legs spread wide open, allowing anyone and anything entrance to the Thunder Dome!
Watch Linda, she's about do The Walrus Shuffle and that poor boy doesn't stand a chance
The Walrus Shuffle by dMFk December 14, 2014

Obey the Walrus 

A popular video on YouTube of a transvestite with polio dancing named Sandi Crisp, with the Spanish version of The Itsy Bitsy Spider playing in the background reversed.

It is commonly perceived as being a scary video among the horror community due to her disability.
Me and my friend watched Obey the Walrus just the other day and we had nightmares for weeks.