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Licked the Umbrella 

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.
(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there

the "gay umbrella,, 

non men loving non men. not an umbrella term for you other lgbtq fckers. "omg i'm so gay,,-a bi/pan/omni/poly/ace/etc person. no tf ur not. ur QUEER not gay. no ur not half gay or half lesbian. "it's always been an umbrella term,, yeah so fcking change it dumbass. if you ain't gay and talk over this su. bi has been used as an umbrella term too but it doesn't mean it is dumb fck. it makes ppl uncomfortable. "i'd rather say i'm gay than say i'm pan,, ur such a looser sck my dck uneducated fck.
"you do not come under the "gay umbrella,,. there is no such thing!,,

umbrella in the rain 

An unintelligent and superficial (shallow) person, one which might obligatorily contemplate the definition of 'umbrella in the rain.'
Patronist: You're an umbrella in the rain!
Moron: Huh?!

joseph and the amazing technicolor umbrella 

ONE DAY WE WERE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND SAW A TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA. THEREFORE IT IS JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA.

The Umbrellas of Cherbourg 

Something that is believed to be true by the person who is telling a story, but in reality it's an outright fabrication.
Boy 1: Hey, Have you seen Mean Girls 3?
Girl 1: There isn't one.
Boy 2: Are you sure that wasn't a dream?
Boy 1: No! There's a Mean Girls 3!
Girl 2: I think this a bit of a The Umbrellas of Cherbourg moment.