1: I
heard that Jake is on drugs.
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.
1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....
1: You filthy little
scoundrel, just like
your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!