Tapping the GayTM 

The concept of drawing donations from an oppressed minority by promising them their rights but not delivering them, all the while asking for ever more money. Named for Pres. Barack Obama's vaporware promises to the gay community during his Election Campaign.

"We have to stop giving money to this car salesman of a president or he'll just keep tapping the GayTM."

Tapping the GayTM by CPL. JX December 23, 2009

Tapping the Stache 

When a man with a mustache gets mouth-fucked or deep-throated.

"Those assholes took all my beer and then mouth-fucked me! In my mouth while I have a mustache! Also known as 'tapping the stache!'"

Tapping the Stache by Free Muffins August 28, 2009

Tapping the Keg 

The act of having sex with a woman who's breasts have the ability to lactate, or produce milk.

I sure liked tapping the keg, there is nothing better than having sex and drinking breast milk

Tapping the Keg by kokakolakid May 12, 2006

Tapping The Trout 

Vulgar euphemism for female masturbation.

"I took a long hot bath and tapped the trout last night."

Tapping The Trout by Robert T. Nash May 7, 2004

Tapping the ash 

The act of wiggling ones ass,whilst dropping a log,to knock off the cocktail sausage sized piece of shit clinging on for dear life to the asshole hairs

Are you going to be much longer your grace?

No father,im just tapping the ash

Tapping the ash by shitty Nico November 18, 2004

tappin' the draft 

Poor quality version of scopin' the Jope

Winksta thinks tappin' the draft is an acceptable phrase...

tappin' the draft by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

Tapping the fat leg

To have sex with an overweight female.

Last night I was tappin the fat leg.

Tapping the fat leg by Brother E April 22, 2005