The Cleveland Steamer 

The definition I remember goes like this. Two people having sex, one proceeds to sit down on "victim's" chest, facing their feet. Sitter then proceeds to take a massive dump,(the wetter the poo, the better). As the poo runs into "victim's" neck, the pooper gestures with hand in an upward and downward pulling motion, as if honking a truck horn, while singing out loud "WWOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!

bonus points awarded for:
-farting between the howls
-if the poop is wet and rolls around neck like a necklace
- wearing a captain's hat

see definition------------------

The Cleveland Steamer by Mephisto666 July 23, 2008

The Croydon steamer

1. Excrete a lovely big soft stool (steamer) into a condom.

2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)

3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.

4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.

5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand

6. Make deep and passionate love to her.

7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.

The Croydon steamer; To Steam ones croydon, steamathon, steamaholic, steam trek, saving private croydon, living the steam, keep it croydon, steamformers, the ultimate steamer.

The Croydon steamer by tobyornot August 12, 2009

The Philadelphia Steamer 

Often confused with the Cleveland Steamer... In the city of brotherly love, this occurs when a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest or vice versa and then mixes the bowel with creme cheese. A variation called the "Philly Steamer" results when the dump is mixed with nacho cheese, onions, and green peppers.

Bob: Spicy mustard you are hot tonight.
Gloria: Oh Bob I can't take anymore. I've
got to go #2.
Bob: Don't worry baby, you can use my
chest.
(After she does her business)
Bob: Oh yeah I love that! Now mix in some
of that Philly Creme Cheese.

The Philadelphia Steamer by Miller August 7, 2005

the cleavland steamer 

When a man or woman takes a shit on their partner's body during sex.

Girl: Can I give you the cleavland steamer on your face?

the cleavland steamer by Dreadedstar September 6, 2016

The Eldorado Steamer 

A technique so complex, disgusting, and sexy at the same time that it has been forbidden. Rumors say that it involves Chipotle, laxatives, sheet music, saran wrap, and gold leaf.

I gave her The Eldorado Steamer last night. It was the most beautiful and disturbing thing I've ever done.

The Eldorado Steamer by TastefullCopyrightInfringement May 11, 2015

the pittsburgh steamer

wen u penetrate so much in anal ur nuts go in too, and they come out all rown and shit, much like the waters around a pittsburgh steamboat

damm bro i got shit on me from that crazy ass pittsburgh steamer!!!!!!

the pittsburgh steamer by john john January 3, 2005

the scottish steamer 

1 pint heavy whipped cream
2 pint dark lager
1 pint scottish whiskey
3 tablespoons scottish female cum

garth: i'll have two of the scottish steamers!

clark: two? you know that much cream will leave you on the shitter for hours.

the scottish steamer by gary andy masty July 16, 2010