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Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog 

A song created by Animation Domination High-Def and published to YouTube on July 28, 2014.
Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Sonic The Hedgehog:

Science defines Sonic the Hedgehog
Runs six feet per second, but is nearly blind
Sonic the Hedgehog

Hedgehogs get cancer and rabies
Hedgehogs eat their own babies
Hedgehogs defecate while they run fa-ee-ast!

When hedgehogs find poop, they put it in their mouths
Mix it with saliva till lips a-foam
Then rub it on themselves

Science doesn't know why they do this
Why would a hedgehog do this?
They eat shit and then rub it on their ba-ee-acks!

Sonic's got a lot of pals
Cats, bats, rabbits, frogs
His best friend is Tails the Fox
But foxes eat hedgehogs

Knuckles is an echidna
They can't fly, don't have a punching claw
But they're known for having a four-headed dick
It's the only one like it
Scientifically accurate!
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 

A totally awesome game that came out in the 90's for the Sega Genesis. It was the first and last bitching 2-D Sonic the Hedgehog game. If you have never played this game before, then you may want to think about killing yourself for missing it. If you think that any other 2-D Sonic games are better than this one, then kill yourself RIGHT NOW!!!!
Kevin: I'm going to go play Halo 2 on my X-Box.
Brett: I'm going to kill you and your X-Box because Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is a much better game.

Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog 

An inspired work of utter genius, staring Sega's eponymous mascot Sonic The Hedgehog. The show is basically inspired by every single drug and substance known to mankind, and is best known for a nonexistent plotline, the hilarious (non)educational Sonic Says moments where Sonic teaches kids about pedophiles (really) and inspiring every single YTP ever made. Without AOSTH, I could go so far as to say that Youtube Poop would not be NEARLY as successful. This show is so bat-shit insane, it makes Ren and Stimpy look like any Simpsons episode after the 20th season. You know whats going to happen, and its not nearly as hilarious.
Guy 1: Hey dude I just got a load of drugs fresh from the underground! Lets light up and go on a massive trip!

Guy 2: No thanks. I'll just watch five minutes of Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog and get all the mind fucking I'll ever need...

Sonic: (That's no good!)

Sonic the hedgehog 2 

The best game in the Sonic series.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 > everything else
Sonic the hedgehog 2 by The_Dalian December 28, 2005

Sonic the Hedgehog movie 

A buff, calf- defined load of shit.
Guy1: "hey man look at my homework"
Guy2" dang that's as incorrect as the HD Sonic the Hedgehog movie"

sonic the hedgehog 

The Saturday morning episodes of the early 1990s were the best of the cartoon series.
I am now trying to find bootlegs of all the early episodes of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic The Hedgehog 

A franchise that went from great to shit then great again then shit again and it’s looking ti become great once more. All within about two decades at that.
“Being a Sonic The Hedgehog fan is a much more extreme emotional roller coaster that one would like to admit.”
Sonic The Hedgehog by Mr. sssbapzc December 29, 2021