take the piss 

to mock someone

"He's taking the piss out of you"

take the piss by Pete January 20, 2004

smack the piss 

To drink alcohol, usually in copious amounts.

Are we gonna smack the piss this weekend or what??

smack the piss by markuz August 24, 2005

are you takin the piss

originating in the UK, it means "are you kidding"

"hey there is werewolves out there"
"are you takin the piss?"

are you takin the piss by mike romero January 24, 2005

taking the piss 

Making fun of something or someone

Hey, Jim, you're fat.
No, I'm not!
Naw, you're not really fat; I was just taking the piss.

taking the piss by mapleLeaf October 21, 2003

what the piss 

Term used by Air Force drill sergents. Used primarily because it is not deemed as a "curse" word. When hearing this term for the first time, you will be in a state of shock being it just doesnt sond right. By the end of Boot Camp , you will use this term in everyday conversations.

Stew: John is a reservist and got a 34,000$ reenlistment bonus

Me: I only got 2,000$, and I am going to Iraq! "What the piss!"

what the piss by SirHC510 August 31, 2006

beat the piss out of you 

Beating someone to a pulp. Knockin' your ass out

Motha fucka, you step to me again.....I'm gonna beat the piss out of you!!

beat the piss out of you by Da Skrill July 10, 2006

On the piss 

1.Out with the boys/girls drinking lots of grog.

2.Built slightly out of whack, skewif, out of sync, not straight.

"You smell like you've been on the piss all night"

Boss- "That wall is on the piss, fix it"

Carpenter- "You need to speak to Johnny, he fucking built it"

On the piss by B3NN0 June 5, 2007