The Loser Squad 

The loser squad is made up of an undetermined amount of people, anywhere from 10, to 500, the leader can sometimes be a Vanessa or a Juice lenethy. They are great being with powers to be the most obnoxious and can do nearly anything, most of them are furries. ew. or artists wowo. Congrats, the more you know.

The Loser Squad walked onto campus and everyone started to die.

The Loser Squad by KeirTheKing July 8, 2018

The Loser Test

A social tactic where a guy uses his friend (usually someone he sees as being in the same league as himself) as bait to test a girl’s interest before risking rejection personally.

He’ll say something like “My friend likes you” and study her reaction:

If she responds positively, he learns she’s open to guys at their level and can safely make his own move.

If she reacts negatively, the friend absorbs all the embarrassment while the tester keeps plausible deniability.

“Dude wasn’t trying to help me, he was just running the Loser Test to see if he had a chance.”

The Loser Test by AG82 April 27, 2026

the loser's game 

The game where the loser or person in last place is actually the one that wins instead.

"wow, i lost because I won the loser's game."

the loser's game by aaeetthh May 24, 2025

The Plot Losens 

This is what happens when the plot gets lost. Generally a term used to describe the state of mind one might find oneself in, having spent too many nights out clubbing in Ibiza with very little if any sleep whatsoever.

What were we talking about again? Hmm, the plot thickens... The plot thickens and the plot losens!

The Plot Losens by Jamie_Butler November 30, 2009

The Biggest Loser 

An aptly named show that parades around fat people who cry alot. This show, like most reality TV, pre-selects its contestants to be emotionally fragile people who will inspire sympathy in its viewers. Unlike most reality shows, The Biggest Loser awards people for doing things they should have done their whole life. The show offers contestants a chance to get immunity from elemination which almost always invloves having to eat large portions of unhealthy food, thus making the objective of losing weight redundant. Anyone who feels sorry for the contestants should be stabbed in the torso.

Non Fan: I've never seen The Biggest Loser before, is the winner the one who looses the most weight?
Fan: Nah, its the loser who cries and degrades themselves the most.

The Biggest Loser by Peter Reynes April 20, 2007

The Ultimate Loser 

The One who by rejecting The Truth who Is The Most High, resigns himself to never being able to “actually” live & be Real.🔥

Satan Is The Ultimate Loser; The Ultimate Loser Is The One Whose Heart Rejects The Truth.

The Ultimate Loser by Kristine Lara Sebastian September 7, 2020

The Biggest Loser 

a sports fan who gives up his/her season tickets the same year the team wins a championship. The reason for giving up the season tickets is either a) the team has had too many disappointing seasons or b) the person is just being cheap

NOTE: This person should never be allowed to purchase season tickets ever again, banned from all future sporting events of this team, and never again be able to call themselves a "fan"

Billy said he was the biggest Giants fan in San Francsico, but The Biggest Loser gave up his season tickets last year when they won the World Series!

The Biggest Loser by Estimated Prophet August 22, 2011