joey the bug 

A FAB BUG THAT LIVES IN HAIR WITH DANDRUFF TO SUPPLY IT. CURRENTLY MARRIED TO HEELY BIRD THE FABBET. LIVES IN HAIR AND SOMETIMES GOES OUT TO PLAY IN THE PARK.

"I CANT BELIEVE I WAS INVITED TO JOEY THE BUG'S WEDDING!"
"TOO BAD I WASN'T, I HEARD JOEY THE BUG WAS GOING ALL OUT TO PLAN!"

joey the bug by joey bugsville May 21, 2019

The Flaccid Joey 

The act of being Joey Jabbed by someone with a flaccid penis. The Flaccid Joey is much more versitle in delivering the Joey Jab whether it is intentional or unintentional.

While at work, Wanda stopped by the break room and bent over to pick up a quarter that someone had dropped. Roger saw this as an opportunity to give her The Flaccid Joey and briskly walked past her.

The Flaccid Joey by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2013

The ol Joey philpott 

When you give her a 11 digits

Old mate gave her the ol Joey philpott last night she never screamed so hard

The ol Joey philpott by Joey philpott December 16, 2018

joey the jackhammer 

plumber with a big cock and big nose the italian stallion or when joey marsella does your girl in pretzel form and shes stuck like that till you come home to help.

wow that italian stallion fucked me like a jackhammer

wow thats joey the jackhammer

girlfriend:wow im a pretzel help!
boyfriend: joey the jackhammer was here~!!!

joey the jackhammer by J.sella December 8, 2016

joey the rat 

The name of the rat legend residing in Albany, NY. He is known to be one of the dirtiest known species on the face of the planet. Town legend says that the rat
spent the entire year of 2009 nibbling his way under the hudson river building himself an underground home. It is said to be up to 100 miles long and extremely scenic. Props goes out to Joey the Rat for being such a herby hancock in the Albany, NY area.

Joey the rat was said to be a rat that traveled from albany to latham NY to troy Ny in one day. He is very famous in the small town of Loudonville, NY

joey the rat by Ratimus April 4, 2009

Joey the hamster girl 

A sweet person who loves hamsters very much but is slowly going broke from spending all of their money on their pet hamster.

Person A: Have you met Joey the hamster girl yet?
Person B: Nah. She seems nice, though.
Person C: She's really great, but she's not going to have any money left if she keeps buying expensive things for her hamster.

Joey the hamster girl by your average cartoon lover June 6, 2021

Joey The Spider Monkey 

A Spider Monkey who is misunderstood and is very ugly. He often hide's in closet's to try to make new friend's (and see what you wear).

Little Person: "Mommy, Joey The Spider Monkey is in my closet!"
Mom: "TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS FAST!:
Little Person: "MOMMY! HELP!"
Mom: "Sleep in my room tonight!!..i did not buy a closet."

Joey The Spider Monkey by LoveUrMawmLikePie December 21, 2008