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The James Taylor Prophecy 

The lyrics to his song "Her Town Too" have taken on a new edge in the age of coronavirus:
"She's been afraid to go out
She's afraid of the knock on her door"
Lying in bed, fearful of leaving her apartment, waiting for a stranger to deliver her dinner, the song came up.

'It's the James Taylor Prophecy', she thought, 'I'm afraid to go out, I'm afraid of the knock on my door, always a shade of a doubt, I can never be sure, who comes to call. Maybe the friend of a friend of a friend. Anyone at all. Anything but nothing again.'

The James Effect 

The James Effect happens when an unspecified James breaks up with a girl causing seamlessly random events to occur generally causing a part of the victims personality to exaggerate
Person 1: Damn did you break up with your girlfriend

James: yes

Person 1: I mean she was bad enough already God knows what The James Effect will do to her
The James Effect by Woody252619 October 2, 2020

The James Effect 

When a James breaks up with a girl it can cause part of that girls deep personality to be exaggerated and can seem to effect anybody randomly
"hey did you hear, James broke up with his girlfriend"

"she was bad enough as she was, who knows what the James effect will do to her"
The James Effect by Woody252619 October 2, 2020

The James Dean 

The act in which you have and take your pecker and place it behind your buddies ear,( mimicking a cigarette of the late hep cat actor) whom is passed out sitting up in a lawn chair from excessive drinking, while having another friend take a picture.
Pulled The James Dean on Dwayne last night, check it out! Bwahot! Fool gotta dick in his ear like its a cigarette!

The James Hock 

Used to be my chem teacher, now sold out and teaches physics to scrubs. left me with the fucking hampster/teddy rosevelt. fucking cock tease
I love the sherrif
The James Hock by Jesus September 21, 2003

the james williams

to be fat and red-headed and have the dumbest teacher in the school call you the scholar-athlete of the baseball team with a 98.2 average when you really have in the mid-80s
wow zhender youre such a moron...you just helped james pull a james williams