Scrape the Drapes 

When a female goes to the bathroom and the lips of her vagina graze the toilet seat.

Omg girl I was taking a selfie and I had to scrape the drapes.

Scrape the Drapes by Nipple Knockers January 15, 2022

The carpet matches the drapes 

A girl, typically a blonde or redhead, whose pubic hair is the same color as her head hair.

Look at that gorgeous blonde over there... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?

The carpet matches the drapes by Old Coot April 19, 2018

throw the drapes 

After climax, the giver rips the drapes (curtains) off the wall and throws them over the receiver to show he is finished. Perhaps seen as derogatory to the receiver.

Once I was finished I threw the drapes over her and left.

throw the drapes by steel_beak March 22, 2004

Does the carpet match the drapes? 

A Secret Code to find a hostage mole

Sam: Does the carpet match the drapes?

Mob guard: I don't know. I set fire to the drapes. I love to watch things burn.

Max: Hey, me too!

Sam: Sorry I asked.

Does the carpet match the drapes? by PrinceDeven78 June 16, 2022

Behind the drapes 

The act of a good looking male hiding in the closet with the actions of sexually touching yourself usaully in the anus.

OMG did you hear that cute kid is "Hiding Behind The Drapes."

Behind the drapes by KillerSkullX November 7, 2011

fluffing the drapes 

When a woman let's a real heater of a fart go and the pressure of tight pants causes air to pass between her labia giving them a little jiggle.

Good lord what was that sound? Just spring cleaning and fluffing the drapes for later big guy.

fluffing the drapes by Marshall362 September 15, 2023

drapes match the carpet 

If a person wants to know if someone's pubic hair is the same color (or in some cases, same style) as the hair on their head, they might ask "Do the drapes match the carpet?" The drapes are hair; carpet is pubic hair. This is akin to asking "Is she a true blond?" Someone's obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation: "I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet."

Lisa has a shaved head. I wonder if the drapes match the carpet?

Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.

drapes match the carpet by Glenwood October 1, 2006