The cheese tax 

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
You've got to pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This puppy comes looking
The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
Hand it over quick
Or things might get ugly
I can get really loud
I'm a really barky puppy
I'm not just asking
Because I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you've got to pay the tax
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!
The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

The rules are the rules now gimme the cheese tax

The cheese tax by Naher1 March 28, 2023

The Cheese Touch 

is it a sexually transmitted disease? no. does it involve getting flashed by a middle aged man in an alley? no. is it the equivalent to going down on a hooker? not quite. but fuck man, it is still disgusting and trust me, you never want to find yourself suffering from the cheese touch.

good god man, you almost got the cheese touch!

The Cheese Touch by ihatesnakes January 29, 2019

The Cheese Grater

The alternative student magazine of UCL Union, The Cheese Grater contains humour, satire, investigative pieces and the odd cartoon.

Sean got bored with working so he went and read The Cheese Grater.

The Cheese Grater by Alex Ashman December 31, 2007

The Cheese Dam Theory 

The theory that a pizza cannot be part cheese part no cheese due to the lack of a separation to prevent the cheese from melting into the non cheese section

The pizza place would not except our pizza order due to the Cheese Dam Theory.

My mother strongly believes in the Cheese Dam Theory.

The Cheese Dam Theory by jimhuttonismyidol December 24, 2019

The Cheese Touch 

STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch

“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.

the cheese touch

The Cheese Touch by user.the.cheese.touch April 2, 2022

The cheese stands alone 

Giving yourself permission to be different

Everyday Jack woke he knew today would be different because the cheese stands alone.

The cheese stands alone by NannyF October 5, 2018

The cheese is a lie 

A knock off of the cake is a lie but for the cheese enthusiast.

-"The Cake is a lie"-quote from the popular video game "Portal"

There will be cheese at my wine party. (later at the party) THE CHEESE IS A LIE

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

The cheese is a lie by Lachlan Towle/John Westbrook October 16, 2008