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The Australian Lumberjack

The Australian Lumberjack is a sex move which can only be performed on the 17th of December in the town of Tittybong Victoria, where the male occupant hangs upside down from a rope in a tree in a ski mask whilst receiving a blowjob from a female dressed as Julia Gillard who then cuts the rope the male is hanging from after he ejaculates in her mouth
Guy 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on the weekend

Guy 2: Oh nothing much, me girlfriend and I went up to Tittybong to do The Australian Lumberjack

Guy 1: What the Fuck are you talking about

The Austin Horton 

The Coon Killing Pussy Destroyer. If you ever step up to the Austin Horton he will Thunder Clunk your pink sock into your eardrum so every time you fart you will remember Austin Horton
The Austin Horton by Austin Horton December 19, 2016

The Austin Wesselhoff 

When you're taking a stardarized test like the ACT for example, and you start to vomit hoarsely. This will distract most of the people taking the test. Ozzy then will have vomit dripping from his nose and mouth.
The Austin Wesselhoff was used when ozzy puked today during the ACT.

The Auschwitz 

When you are riding with a car load of Jewish friends, lock all windows and doors and then you release a silent and extremely foul smelling fart. Preferably the fart stems was built up with a German based meal...I.e. Brats, weiner schnitzel, sauerkraut
Dude, I totally got Ari, Jonah, and Josh with The Auschwitz

Fart Jewish jew crop dusting dutch oven car fart
The Auschwitz by ponzi_joe December 30, 2014

The Aussie 

A moroboat down under (cunnilingus)
He motorboated my boobs then went down on me and gave me the Aussie.
The Aussie by Wicked Pissa melissa November 27, 2009

the aussie 

the one that 0wnz j00 all, without all of j00 n00bs knowing it
if there was a God, it would be me
the aussie by steve irwin June 24, 2004