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the 7 habits of highly effective teens 

a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.
guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!

sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.

guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.
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The 7 Day Theory 

Tupac Shakur faked his own death, son!
Of course Tupac is alive! The 7 Day Theory is correct, son! I saw Tupac the other day ... he was working at a Country Fair with Elvis & President Kennedy!
The 7 Day Theory by Da Nastee One December 21, 2006

The 7 Deadly Sins

LUST - wanting sex. Like every normal person.
GLUTTONY - Wanting to eat.
PRIDE - Having confidence.
ANGER - Being upset if someone say, steals your car, rapes your life and kills your family.
GREED - Not wanting to be poor.
ENVY - Thinking that someone looks good, and you wouldn' mind that top.
SLOTH - Wanting to relax.
You're all goingt o go to heel, and i'm not, ima "Christian", I belive that god loves everyone, well except sinners, lesbians, gays, left wingers, the poor, feminists, Jews, Musilms, infact all other religions, environmentalists, people who have fun, anti capitalists, anarchists, and goths.

the 7 deadly sins

a load of fucking bullshit made by another fanatical religious wanker of christianity to try and take away the pleasures of life and turn everyone into complete cunts. and if pride comes first the fucking nonce should be killed if you cant have pride in yourself your a complete wanker
Christian: now now you shouldnt do that its wrong to be proud of yourself
Non-christian: go fuck yourself you stupid cunt
the 7 deadly sins by Bi0hazard April 4, 2005

The 7 Deadly Sins

7 "sins" that christians made up to gain power over people that were stupid enough to beleive if they did those things they would go to hell
The 7 Deadly Sins by Tiffany November 29, 2003

The 7 Deadly Sins

Those fuckers in the church basically are saying that anything fun is one of the 7 deadly sins.