beat the greek 

to masturbate.

My mom busted me as I beat the greek in my room.

beat the greek by vastard February 27, 2010

Ellie the greek 

A really cool girl she deserves better when she thinks she does not. Probably relatives with Alexander the Great . She’s so cool if u have her as a friend u are extremely lucky ! DONT . HURT . HER. FEELINGS . SHES REALLY SENSITIVE . She’s always right about your friends or people u talk please listen to her!! Probably has mommy issues:/

ur ex : god this ellie the greek is so fckin’ annoying

you: thats why i broke up with you

you : Ellie the greek was right. My friends arent good for me ..

your mom : Ellie the greek saved you from depression

Kaz Brekker : wow she’s cooler than me

Inej Ghafa : I’ll name one of my knives “Ellie the greek”
Jesper Fahey: the real god

Matthias Helvar : adore her #feminist

Nina Zenik: can she be my sister?

Ellie the greek by EllieRietveld November 25, 2021

Doing the Greek 

A term used to describe Homosexual Sexual Intercourse. (works for both genders).

"Did you see that movie Alexander? They were Doing the Greek the whole freaking movie!"

"Hey...where did John and Jack go?"
"They're upstairs Doing the Greek."
"Oh. They're gay?"
"Yeah...you didn't know that?"
"I do now, oh well, good to know I suppose."

Doing the Greek by Andrew Ezekiel Michael French December 31, 2007

Up the greek

to have anal intercourse

That girl likes it up the greek

Up the greek by yizzboss January 22, 2009

Zorba the Greek 

Cockney rhyming slang : Zorba the Greek - Leak (Urination)

I'm going for a zorba the greek.

Zorba the Greek by Ferd December 30, 2004

greg the greek

A totally retarted fucker who thinks he all that because he is greek. Has a small penis and takes pictures and smiles at them during class at catholic school

Greg the greek lives the #greeklife

greg the greek by Charlieswhorehouse December 1, 2015

jeremiah the greek god

im a greek god

isaiah the choke god said i want to be like jeremiah the greek god

jeremiah the greek god by Jeremiah tha GOD October 16, 2017