Swirling Octopus

In the midst of giving somebody a norwegian slay ride you bend them over slap them around eight-teen times and then throw down the stairs in a swirling position you run down past them and meet them at the end of the stairs and then nail them while bashing their head into the wall. Their head will swell up into what looks like an octopus.

I gave your mother a swirling octopus.

Swirling Octopus by xxPythonNInja26xx July 23, 2009

swirling derbish 

an act where you take a shit and swirl it around with your wiener on a chicks back then you take your penis and stick it in the girls ear , followed up by a nice blowjob (poo still on penis ).

man i gave that chick the craziest swirling derbish last night , it was rancid.

swirling derbish by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007

swirling anal 

an anus that resembles jupiter's north pole

when shuri's mom has to drop the kids off at the pool...she has a swirling anal

swirling anal by true to my roots October 27, 2004

Swirling Susan 

Where a guy takes a knife and cuts the inner anus out of a woman's ass. When it bleeds the man sucks the blood up and spits it in the girls face... Then the guy proceeds to take his dick and rub it in a swirling motion. Then after that the guy puches the bitch in the face to get more blood.. And To top it all off the man shits on the girls face and rubs it in with a Q-tip

What the fuck did i just say? Nerf drunkness

Swirling Susan by ttylnuke March 3, 2005

Swirling Wax 

Tonguing someone’s ear

We took turns swirling wax for hours

Swirling Wax by Bingus wiener February 7, 2022

Tornado Swirling Thunder Cunt

Biggest of all bitches and cunts alike. Stuck up or woman / girl whom is so full of ones own shit cause they have a twat and look semi decent.

cunt: you are such a loser... noone likes you.

MAN: and your a Tornado Swirling Thunder Cunt!

Tornado Swirling Thunder Cunt by bigbigbigbitch July 28, 2010

Girly Swirling 

to be girly swirling is to be curling and twirling your hair behind your ear whilst blushing and gushing and giggling and chuckling.

Did you see how Moony reacted while reading the early chapters in From The Sidelines? He was totally Girly Swirling!

Girly Swirling by moonysloony March 2, 2022