sweedish lampshade 

Inserting a lightbulb into the vagina of a woman while she is covered by bedcovers. After she is under, tazers are attached to the nipples of the woman and turning on an electric current thus turning on the lightbulb. The result is a bed that looks like a lampshade.

Daniel: I turned THIS chick into a sweedish lampshade last night!
Jared: I wish i had a girl....

sweedish lampshade by ThePinkTaco and Cruncheezy June 22, 2006

sweedish butt nuggets

good chicken nuggets

person 1- "what do you want to eat"
person 2- "sweedish butt nuggets?"
person 1- "fuckin right!"

sweedish butt nuggets by KCMO December 9, 2007

sweedish barrel roll 

When you jerk it while eating sweedish fish in your step moms bathtub

Mr milfer sweedish barrel rolled 3 times in one day

sweedish barrel roll by Akamrnewyork January 29, 2017

Sweedish Windmill

Swaying your arms like a windmill while pelvic thrusting

Carl can't sweedish windmill when on the spot

Sweedish Windmill by big_damien October 14, 2011

Sweedish Missle 

1. It's a gay sex maneuver where two guys line up their anii and one shits into the other guys anus, and then the guy shits it back. This can go on for hours. Noun.

Alexander Rodriguez loves to do the Swedish Missile with all his German pals.

Sweedish Missle by Iloveaids May 16, 2005

sweedish fireball 

when you put your wide open mouth next to someone's asshole and they let some piping hot, (sometimes explosive) diarrhea in your mouth.

i went to 2girls1cup.com and it turned me on so i did a sweedish fireball with suzie.

sweedish fireball by rinkadinkadoo November 25, 2007

Sweedish sundae

Verb
The act of taking a large ripping shit on your partner's chest, and having the male bust nuts upon it.

Here comes the Sweedish Sundae bitch!

Sweedish sundae by Pesmerga January 29, 2004