Stranded At Sea 

Out there, alone in thought, daydreaming while at sea, happy no one is getting it as the joke is on them.

Tommy kept missing the gaff on the monster Dolphin, as Roger exclaimed, "What are you stranded at sea? Get your head out of your ass and gaff that thing before it gets off!"

Stranded At Sea by BSHAK July 27, 2011

Stranded on Penis Boulevard

Up Shit Creek

Hey man, I'm stranded on Penis Boulevard, could you help me out?

Stranded on Penis Boulevard by liell charwell May 23, 2018

Stranded Deep

Stranded Deep takes place in the Pacific Ocean, where a plane crash survivor finds themselves faced with some of the most life-threatening scenarios in a procedurally generated world. Players are able to explore Pacific islands, reefs, and bottomless ocean trenches filled with detailed biomes, and need to search for and develop the means to survive.

"Ugh, that's disgusting" - Stranded Deep Player Character

Stranded Deep by XGDragion March 8, 2023

Stranded pilgrim

When you are having sex and the condom slips off and stays inside the person

I had sex with this girl last night and couldn’t find the condom. I think I left her a stranded pilgrim!

Stranded pilgrim by Tito Mcrito July 29, 2023

[shit] [stranded] 

To be left high and (not so) dry in a time of urgent need.

Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been shit stranded in a bathroom. Upon realizing there is no toilet paper for use, a person must then make the critical decision to either yell to passers-by for possible aid or make a pantsless, mad dash to the race nearest double ply roll.

A.K.A. wayward wipers

[shit] [stranded] by Dr. K.B. August 30, 2008

Officially Stranded Productions 

Officially Stranded Productions is an independent, Los Angeles based, production company that mostly films and releases short comedy sketches on popular comedy web sites. It has gained a cult following lately due to the growing popularity of it's web series Stranded in L.A.

The web series has been featured on many comedy sites including Funny or Die, Break, and College Humor.

Me: Who actually makes all those sketches for Stranded in L.A.?
My Friend: It's a local production company. Officially Stranded Productions.

Officially Stranded Productions by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013

Road Stranded 

When a person is about to cross the road and all of their friends go but they have to stop for a car and are left behind.

Someone is left on the other side of the road;
"Unlucky, you just got road stranded" says one of their friends. They then cross the road and have to run to catch up.

Road Stranded by THE JOLF October 16, 2009