Double-stander 

"A double stander is, of course, someone who stands and takes up double the space"

- Jack Douglass

God damn, I hate double-standers. They take up so much space.

Double-stander by Vadrone July 25, 2014

Bernie Stander 

A (usually white) liberal who thinks Bernie Sanders is the best thing to ever some out of politics. These people will lose it when someone brings up his shady immigration ideas and imperialist agenda. These people don't know how revolutions work or what real socialism is.

Me: Bernie Sanders thinks immigrants are responsible for low wages and wants to continue Israel's oppression of Palestinians.
Bernie Stander: What the fuck did you just said to me? WOULD YOU RATHER VOTE FOR TRUMP!!!!?????

Bernie Stander by Young Black Jack September 4, 2016

Backwards Stander 

One who bends their legs backwards in a locked position when standing straight up. Their legs are not bent all the way, it is bent enough to see a slight curve in the leg. It is not known what causes this phenomenon, but looks very messed up.

When a person is standing straight up and locks their legs. With most people, they lock in a straight-up position. With backwards standers, the leg is bent backwards farther than any leg should go.

Backwards Stander by Chris Bingley December 10, 2007

non-stander 

Any female. Given this name because the inferior gender cannot take a piss standing up.

Go eat a dick non-stander!

I hate when you shit on me for being born without a y-chromosome!!!

non-stander by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Pipe-stander 

Someone who is insolent or doesn't do what they are told.

"Why didn't you go across the street like I asked? God, Goody you're such a pipe-stander."

Pipe-stander by Sassafrasshole January 18, 2012

innocent bar stander 

Person who works at a bar/pub that has to listen to peoples nonsense.

Jill didn't instigate anything she's just an innocent bar stander

innocent bar stander by Drunk1 July 15, 2017

Standard Andy 

A Standard Andy (unlike the Typical Andy), is when something happens that's usually embarrassing and is completely that persons fault, normally because that person is clumsy, not thinking things through or just doing something stupid. Someone can have a Standard Andy moment or (like the Typical Andy) they can be having a Standard Andy day.

A Standard Andy incident could be a number of things, they could think something is funny and get in trouble as a result. Such as trying to jump the fence to take a short cut because they didn't want to walk around and spitting their trousers in the process or even public nudity resulting in the police being called.

*****"I was on a night out and went for a piss down an alleyway, but I ended up pissing all down myself and my bag."*****

*****"You dick head, what a Standard Andy."*****

Standard Andy by Mandate2017 February 23, 2020