happy stagger

Noun: A phrase used to refer to the merry intoxicated walk one does on their best drinking night. This is the walk that normally makes friends and starts conversations with strangers.

Verb: to walk intoxicatedly with a smile on one's face.

Example 1: The other night I had so much fun! My happy stagger was all over the place!

Example 2: Man, John is having a great night but it's probably time to have him happy stagger home.

happy stagger by kflare3 January 10, 2013

McDonald's stagger 

When you're so drunk you can't drive, so you stagger through the McDonald's drive-thru on foot

Damn look at this asshole, stumbling through that drive-thru... he got dat McDonald's stagger.

McDonald's stagger by dan! January 6, 2013

Three-Two Stagger 

A 5 cup re-rack in beer pong in which cups are vertically aligned, with 3 on the left and 2 on the right. This rack is also referred to as the "D" or the "Swagger Stagger."

Tyler: Yo Trevor we need one more cup to get the three-two stagger. You need to make this.

Trevor: I got this. (ball goes into cup and beer splashes)

Tyler: Big shot. Give us a 3-2 Stagger when you get a chance

Tyler & Trevor: This game is OVER

Three-Two Stagger by Swagger Staggaaa August 18, 2009

swagger-stagger 

The arrogant strut of a self-important drunk

After she turned him down, he swagger-staggered away, shouting "I was only gonna pity-fuck you anyway"

swagger-stagger by Mousegirl666 August 27, 2011

Fuck Stagger 

The weak kneed walk to bathroom after you just had amazing sex.

Tiffany had just had multiple orgasms, I lit a cigarette & watched her FUCK Stagger to the bathroom.

Fuck Stagger by letter A wears the pants October 22, 2016

Head stagger 

When someone is in the process of making a regrettable decision, but can’t be stopped. Usually alcohol and/or class A substances are involved.

“That man took a serious head stagger and hasn’t been to work in 3 weeks”
“He will surely lose the job again”

Head stagger by The_corporal_guvnor February 6, 2023

Phantom Shagger 

A person who tells his friends he's having sex with loads of different girls, when really he isn't getting any.

Myran is a phantom shagger. There is no way that ugly bastard is getting laid.

Phantom Shagger by Jazzy1888 April 19, 2013