Squirreled

An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.

"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"

Squirreled by Sullenmax December 11, 2024

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Squirreled Out

1).The act of loosing track of time for a moment(s) or a length of unspecified time. 2). To become easily distracted.

I was in the middle of doing something but got squirreled out and now I'll have to reschedule.

Squirreled Out by Lilz-SmacK-SmacK October 3, 2018

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Squirreled up

To get extremely intoxicated

Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.

Squirreled up by KC cat in the Hat November 17, 2018

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squirreled back

When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).

Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.

"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"

squirreled back by psychogem April 21, 2017