Spider monkey 

Someone who has a s/o that is infact a vampire.

Someone who clings onto someone for dear life.

“You better hold on tight spider monkey.”

Spider monkey by Timmythetatortot May 24, 2023

spider monkey 

aggressively jumping on someone and diddling them with no warning, kinda like a spider

if you dont stop diddling me im going to spider monkey you

spider monkey by Ejaculation man March 3, 2025

spider-monkey 

the practice of rectal inspection by one's assosciates, as exhibited by the spider monkeys at Auckland Zoo, New Zealand

'hey man, upto tomorrow?'
'not much, you?'
'same here...y'know, I could really use a spider-monkey. It's been a while.'

spider-monkey by zolivia December 9, 2010

Spider-Monkey 

A term used to describe one whom you have a large amount of affection for.

Jane: "I love you Spider-Monkey"

Michael "Why thankyou Jane"

Spider-Monkey by pinklily06 February 4, 2010

spider-monkey 

"hold on spider monkey" - Edward Cullen

the spider-monkey is an actual monkey that looks like a spider, but the word spider-monkey is a very beautiful and romantic word that i recommend you call your loved ones, especially a person you just started dating, i guarantee they will love it.

spider-monkey - a monkey with long legs and arms

spider-monkey by milliondollarputhy March 23, 2021

Spider Monkey Reach around 

The phrase actually comes from an episode of Family Guy where Peter and his pals are playing the drinking game 'I never..' where each person says something like 'I never slept with Joe's wife' and each person that has done has to take a drink of whatever they are using with the game. In this episode the table is full of dozens of bottles of beer and Quagmire is noticeably hammered when struggling for any more things that Quagmire may not have done, Peter states 'I never gave a Reacharound to a Spider Monkey whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance' and Quagmire says 'Oh come on....?' and takes another drink of his beer before collapsing on the table knocking off the bottles! That's the correct and original use of the term Reacharound or Reach Around in modern culture which is why I added this as Shortanks definition whilst it works is not the one most people will be thinking of or need reminding of by searching for it! That's how I ended up here! Search for Spider Monkey Reacharound on YouTube for exact scene!

I never gave a Spider Monkey Reach around around whilst reciting the pledge of Allegiance

Spider Monkey Reach around by UnitedsRedArmy January 21, 2017

Spider Monkey Sex Party 

A game which involves a group of men who masturbate fervently like Spider Monkeys until they ejaculate all over the wall. The winner is the first person to unload while the last has to lick up all the mess.

Example: Lorenzo's 40th Birthday Party

Spider Monkey Sex Party by Segun A. May 14, 2005