Social Securitits 

Women over the age of 55 who refuse to wear a bra. The woman is usually a dirty Hippy and fails to realize the 60's have been over for several decades.

Maude's Social Securitits were on display for all to see when she arrived at the BINGO parlor wearing a trendy shirt, but no bra. The sag was unbearable to watch.

Social Securitits by RoyalecheeseMoosemom August 16, 2012

Social Securitit

Social Securitit is a reference pertaining to the money tax payers make that is stolen from them by men and women who don't have disabilities severe enough to actually get free money every month, but some how manage it.

The Social Securitit is the section of the social security office that is taken advantage of by people who live well above their means, it's an open nipple, squirting it's free milk for mooching users who also usually do some sort of side work that involves no labor of any sort and usually without paying taxes. Truly, the Social Securitit is the real victim here.

I just got the new x-box fall out! The graphics are sweeeet.

Oh man, I wish I could afford that on my pay check but I have to use that for rent. How'd you afford that?

Oh, my disability.

Ugh, man, you should really stop sucking off the Social Securitit.

Social Securitit by tsunbot November 3, 2010

social succubus 

A female, whether alone or not, who:
1) is constantly nattering and/or using social media until she falls asleep or passes out

2) generally sounds like she is using a 'script'

The nattering social succubus is sucking the life out of me.

social succubus by joe Kokomo September 6, 2012

Social Shithead 

Someone who thinks them having a lot of friends, makes them better than others. They constantly let it be known that they have many friends, despite the fact that no one cares.

Emily is a social shithead, she just spent two hours showing me her friend list on Facebook.

Social Shithead by WnIaTmTeY December 29, 2009

the social summer 

Memorial day begins the social summer.

Memorial day begins the social summer.

the social summer by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2021

social suicide 

committing something that would hurt or destroy your reputation socially; doing something that would make you seem like a loser, weirdo, etc..

Kid: I heard Ben's mom forced him to join the Math Olympiads!
Other Kid: No way! Ben is way too cool for that... if it's really true, then he's committing social suicide!

social suicide by benny trey October 9, 2017

Social Stamina 

The ability to maintain a conversation with a non friend (usually a friend of a friend) for an extended period of time.

NOT ABOUT WEATHER OR SCHOOL!!!!! That DOES NOT count as a conversation!

Guy: Hey Fuckface get out of the car we're at your house and i have to take Rose home.
Me: Nah T Jones i don't think you have the social stamina to talk to Rose for the ride home. Take me with you to help the conversation.
Guy: Ya Fuckface your right I don't have the social stamina, and I like men.

Social Stamina by TJONESISAHOMO July 8, 2009