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Southington High School 

A crappy school located in Southington, Connecticut known for its football team (under the leadership of Coach Mella, currently under investigation for using school funds) and drug problems (especially pot and alcohol). Due to this, all the bathrooms smell of marijuana and makes the surrounding rooms stink up. Not much teaching is actually taught there, as most of the teachers have given up on the dumbass students or just don't feel like it. Yet somhow everyone passes. Fire alarms randomly going off, lockdowns, and heating problems are no surprise, especially in the winter when it can be brutally cold and snowy outside. It takes in all the kids from Hartford becuase surprisingly, their schools apparently suck as much as ours.
Southington High School sucks so much, I had to be the first to define it.

J: Where do you go? I'm from Manchester.
S: I'm forced to go to SHS. It sucks balls.
J: Ooh, bummer.

Snaughling 

Laughing so hard you snort. Then Laughing because you snorted. Then snorting because you're laughing.
Me: Hah. Poop.
You: *starts snaughling*
Snaughling by modem7 September 3, 2013

snothing 

A sneeze that doesn't quite happen; a sneeze tease. (Derived from "it's nothing"; pron. "snuthin" or "snuffin")
"Ahhh... AAAHHHHH...." (silence) "Hey man, you need a tissue?" "Nah, it was just a snothing." "Well, bless you anyway."
snothing by smendler January 22, 2009

slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.
1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.
slouching up by MC? April 2, 2011

Angus thongs and perfect snogging 

A film that came out when you were 12 and you thought this would happen in high-school but there was never a Robbie or your mum would let you rent a nightclubs for your 15th
"Ya seen that film called Angus thongs and perfect snogging its bloody ace,but title never happen to you Georgia"

Skouching 

When a girl sits on a couch, with two men on both sides of her, and goes skiing. Simultaneous handjobs.
"Yo that bitch went skouching at the party on the weekend!"

"For real?"
"Word bro."
Skouching by bsteez October 19, 2009