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I read in the NY Times thr following: In Brazil Smith & Wesson firearms are very highly regarded. Brazilians have some difficulty in pronouncing "Smith," it comes out "Smitch" It has evolved that Brazilians refer to other lovable mechanical items as being "Smitch."
I got a new Colnago bike, it is smitch.
Smitch by slack November 3, 2003
The name of a butt pimple
I will never sit on my smitch
Smitch by Micaila March 15, 2018
A person that has the balls to eat a marshmallow that is on fire.
Dan is a smitch, he just ate a flaming mallow.
Smitch by KansasBoy September 19, 2020

The Smitch 

The Toronto Raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. Often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. His reasons for winning consist of "we hit our shats" and his excuse for losing "we didn't hit our shats."

He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.

The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.
You gotta dominate like Smitch, you gotta groove like Smitch, get your soul on like the Smitch!
The Smitch by Chris337 December 16, 2008

The Smith Zhou Diet 

A diet that involves putting on weight, but at a lower rate than if they didn’t follow the diet and ate whatever they liked. Followers of the Smith Zhou diet eat whatever they like but make each meal slightly healthier than it could be. For example French fries without ketchup, cake without icing, or 23 donuts instead of 24. When followers of the diet put on weight they have excuses such as water retention or faulty scales. This diet requires little discipline and can be followed by anyone who is delusional enough to think it might work.
I’m on the Smith Zhou diet and I’ve not lost any weight, I don’t understand! It must be water retention.
The Smith Zhou Diet by amme c February 12, 2020