Slimey Pocket

A wet throbbing cunt. Vagina. Fanny. Slot.

Get your ugly little tongue up my slimey pocket and make me spaff cottage cheese down your skinny little throat.

Slimey Pocket by Snazzy Graham June 20, 2010

Slimey Mackerel 

What you have when you pull your cock out of a chick just after you blew inside her.

Jack said to Sally - suck my slimey mackerel

Slimey Mackerel by wezzzz August 13, 2010

Slimey ass 

Similar to swamp ass, but when you have a slimey liquid substance leaking from your asshole.

Andy saw the doctor today, he was diagnosed with slimey ass.

Slimey ass by Emkuda November 24, 2018

Slimey Crouch

When you order a drink at the bar, and as the bartender is fixing it you masturbate on the bar

Man that bar was so bad I left them with a slimey crouch as a tip

Slimey Crouch by Savage McSavageson February 9, 2019

slimey pirate 

When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.

Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!

slimey pirate by stank mofo nutz July 24, 2003

Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) 

The act of Jizzing on your partners face, in the shape of a spiderweb.

Michelle loved the Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) I gave last night!

Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) by yourfriendlyneighborhoodspider January 6, 2012

slimey snake. 

when a certain individual is very secretive about what girls he is talking too. A common attribute of being a slimey snake includes 1. Not telling your best mates anything. 2. Hiding your texts from your friends. 3. being really sneaky and slimey. 4. sneaking of when your supposed to be out with your "so called friends"

1. whilst playing a game of fifa deliberately stopping the game to be a slimey snake.

2. Cutting short a night with your mates to slime off. aka being a "slimey snake"

slimey snake. by mr.shore June 19, 2011