A Slagathor is a humanoid female creature that is found in various areas of filth, trash, and unlit, rundown, back parking lots of strip clubs. The kind of strip clubs that a bag of pork rinds gets you admission and you can see the stitches from a C-section on the strippers stomach.
Slagathors are attracted to the sent of food stamps and free handouts. They can only mate under certain conditions and locations, which include the underbelly of a
trailer park, trash truck (while stationary), pool of vomit, and
the Dollar General.
A Slagathor is best described as seen in the wild as slightly hunched over, unwashed oily hair (most have lice), muffin top abdominal area, disheveled, with smells of mold, plastic bottled liquor, ash tray, wet dog, despair, and rancid bacon wrapped shrimp.
Slagathors are know for chin rubs,
working hard to not work, sucking souls, and leaving a snail/shit stain tire track trail wherever they go.
That chick is such a Slagathor! Her clothes are way too small, I can’t tell if I’m looking at a star bucks muffin or a person. Omg that smell...I would rather go to zoo and roll around in
Panda bear poo than smell her!! I
swear to god if she asks to leave early again cause she needs to wash her 54 year old step uncles back hair again I’m going to lose it! We all know her wife got the
welfare check this week and they are trying to go buy out the pork rinds at Walmart so they can get free lap dances!
