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ho-side hoe

a girl from oceanside who has no life, goes with every guy and is not the best looking girl and not the cleanist girls
sam devine: hey alex, jess wanna be whores for halloween
alex: i thought we were supposed to be sumthing diffrent then what we are evryday
jess: i smell like a horses but

random guy: danm those must be some ho-side hoe
ho-side hoe by josh hartmen November 26, 2007

Emotional Side-hoe 

A biddie in which you partake in late night conversations, discuss feelings, trust, etc; physical attraction may or may not be apparent
Emotional Side-hoe by MJ17 June 29, 2017

Summer Side Hoe 

Your side hoe in the summertime. Usually dumped after Labor Day.
"Hey man, this yo girl?"
"Nah fam this my Summer Side Hoe."

Lumpy side hoe 

A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.
Wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? Shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!

The Hoe Side of the Force 

A once good innocent girl that eventually turns herself into a sult have sex with multiple guys, addicted to drugs, usually rachet, and one of the biggest gold diggers of them all mostly common in the South Florida area, avoid this girl at all cost
Hoe, slut, tranny, rachet, gold digger, druggie, the hoe side of the force

Side hoeing 

When a girl is with a guy even though she knows he is already with someone else. (The act of being someone's side hoe.)
Amanda was side hoeing with Jake, I saw them together yesterday!
Side hoeing by Flawless.Bitch November 15, 2015