Shoulder Joke 

When someone places an object on someone's shoulder without that person knowing in an attempt to make that person look ridiculously foolish.

The objects used can vary - popular objects are erasers, plastic utensils, chips, noodles, and paper napkins.

I hate that guy so much; I want to run my truck over him. I want to gouge his eyes out". "Dude relax, just shoulder joke him - he'll never recover from that

Shoulder Joke by OriginalPrankster99 May 30, 2010

Shoulder strap 

A shoulder strap is performed by sneaking up behind an unsuspecting person and placing your flaccid shlong across their shoulder.

I leaned forward from the back seat of my boyfriend's Miata and gave him a shoulder strap.

Shoulder strap by Tony Buttles January 1, 2009

Shoulder Friend 

A person you convey all your problems to who comforts you by providing a shoulder to cry on.

Man, everytime Abbi has a fight with her boyfriend she runs to her shoulder friend Todd.

Shoulder Friend by flacker December 24, 2006

Shoulder Sitter

Someone who has their head so far up their ass they are sitting on their own shoulders.

My boss is such a shoulder sitter, I wonder how he can see his computer screen with his big fat head lodged in is anus.

Shoulder Sitter by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009

shoulder shruggin 

dancin it up; laughing excessively; or partying all night. Also called shoulder shrugs or chasin waterfalls.

My homies and I were at a party straight shoulder shruggin

shoulder shruggin by creativeinfluences August 31, 2008

Shoulder Bag 

Verb or Noun To Shoulder Bag is for one to announce their presence to a bar, party, or honestly any get together- by gently placing their ball sack on a friend's shoulder. Eventually the friend will feel the weight, sense a presence, or happen to glance, or see in their peripheral vision- a bag of balls connected to their friend.

Trish was not phased at all. Whilst recounting a hilarious story, she glanced down, noticed testicles on her shoulder, and nonchalantly announced, "Oh, Fronk is here." Her audience roared at the shoulder bag.

Shoulder Bag by Miss Dish May 20, 2018

Shoulder Shakers 

Laughing so hard your shoulders shake aggresively

That joke is so funny. SHOULDERS SHAKING. shoulder shakers is a group of people laughing

synonym for lol, lmao, etc

Shoulder Shakers by sillygoofymood October 19, 2021