shell league admin
an individual who shoves eggs up their anus for sexual pleasure and/or to please the league owner Chris Kyle.
shell league admin by phil miarse July 6, 2020
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Magic Conch Shell
Magic Conch Shell by CameronBri April 30, 2014
SHELFITIS
Shelfitis is the act of looking at or for something but not seeing it. It's when your spouse or child says: "I can't find the peanut butter (or salt or ... any item). Then you look and the peanut butter (or anything else) is in relatively plain sight on the shelf or in the closet. SHELFITIS- you look but do not see!!
Rick and Sam suffered from shelfitis when they looked for the potato chips in the pantry because even though the bag of chips was right there on the shelf they didn't see it and asked mom to find it which, of course, she did.
SHELFITIS by MamaOfInvention December 16, 2017
Blue Shell
A cursed item in Mario Kart made by satan himself that targets you in first place, possibly ruining your race and friendships; Hell in the form of a Mario Kart item
"That Blue Shell was absolute bullshit!"
"If you use that fucking Blue Shell, I will beat the fuck out of you
"If you use that fucking Blue Shell, I will beat the fuck out of you
Blue Shell by Cosmic. December 8, 2018
song selling
Song selling takes place when a singer-songwriter earns money in exchange for the rights to use his or her original music, often to a (more) famous, or up-and-coming, recording artist.
If a singer-songwriter has written a catchy song but seems to fall short on vocal or instrumental ability, a listener might say, "you should sell your song." Hearing this can be extremely disheartening for singer-songwriters, especially those who are still developing their talents, or have not yet enjoyed their fifteen minutes of fame.
If a singer-songwriter has written a catchy song but seems to fall short on vocal or instrumental ability, a listener might say, "you should sell your song." Hearing this can be extremely disheartening for singer-songwriters, especially those who are still developing their talents, or have not yet enjoyed their fifteen minutes of fame.
Why does song selling even exist? Any band or singer who is worth their weight can write their own songs.
song selling by D.S. Credito March 9, 2015
Jibbly John on the Half Shell
The regional term specific to Philadelphia, NY for the ring-shaped bread product more commonly known as a bagel. The usage of the term was popularized by Collegehumor.com.
I love a Jibbly John on the Half Shell with a shmear of cream cheese in the morning (Go Phillies!).
Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).
Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).
Jibbly John on the Half Shell by Jammich May 26, 2011