Shaquille O’Neal Fucking a 5’5 Girl

Something that can’t fit through something in any possible way in any circumstance

Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS IS TO BIG! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL

Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?

Shaquille O’Neal Fucking a 5’5 Girl by youngspartan530 August 17, 2022

Shaquille O’Neal fucking a 5’5 girl

Describing something that cannot fit in any circumstance in any eay

Blarg: MY SCHOOL BUS DONT FIT! ITS LIKE SHAQUILLE O’NEAL FUCKING A 5’5 GIRL!

Nogla: I feel like you’ve searched that?

Shaquille O’Neal fucking a 5’5 girl by youngspartan530 August 17, 2022

Shaquille O' Neil 

To slap and stick your arm elbow deep into a womans vagina

Dude, I totally Shaquille O' Neil'd that chick last night, I think she almost Died

Shaquille O' Neil by tightassbeaver June 30, 2010

Shaquille O'Neal 

1)the most overpayed player in the NBA
2)the most over-rated player in the NbA
3)crazy ass 350lb black man.
4)fat-ass clown who always tries to be the "coolest" player in the all-star game, by shooting 3s, dunking off the backboard in a freethrow, skipping down the court, or by putting a camera inside his big ass sneaker.

Coach: Hey you! u better practice those freethrows or u will grow up to be shaquille o'neal!
kid: nooooooooooooooooo....*pratices his free throws for 7 weeks without eating, sleeping or goin to the bathroom*

Shaquille O'Neal by the next t-mac July 28, 2008

shaquille.cs 

a fucking cute guy that is so fucking sweet. i love him with all my heart and i would never wanna lose him. he is my hero; i wish i was his everything. i wish he loved me the same way i love him. hes my world. i dont know what i would do without him

i love shaquille. i love you. i miss you. i'm sorry baby.

shaquille.cs by undefined April 16, 2005

shaquille sherzai 

A mutated rabbit that loves squrils and gets that five dollar footlong form a squril who works in subway

squril is sheeza
is in love with shaquille sherzai

shaquille sherzai by ratible October 22, 2008

Shaquille O’Neal 

When somebody puts a whole basketball in them, even though they can’t get it back out.

I think that guy just pulled a Shaquille O’Neal.

Shaquille O’Neal by Magic Johnzyn June 1, 2020