secret squirrel

The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.

I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.

secret squirrel by tacram99 July 20, 2008

secret squirrel

A personal idiosyncrasy or quirk.

A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.

Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.

secret squirrel by Chrissisyphus January 9, 2009

Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser

What a secret squirrel that guy is!

Secret Squirrel by Swoned.com August 7, 2003

secret squirrel

jizz ; an impending orgasm

Right before I busted a nut, I whispered in my girlfriend's ear: "I got secret squirrel for ur pussy"

secret squirrel by Rex Code June 20, 2012

secret agent squirrel 

greasy headed loser. one whom enjoys sitting on his own thumb.

tom is such a secret agent squirrel

secret agent squirrel by fish stick 123456 April 30, 2007