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seat-of-the-pants 

Based on or using intuition and experience rather than a plan or method, improvised;Performed without using instruments
He had become used to seat-of-the-pants solutions in response to unexpected problems
seat-of-the-pants by L.Charlie January 2, 2009

Seat Bitch 

An unusually large bitch who takes two airlines/bus seats for the price of one.
My flight was terrible... This Seat Bitch eat a cheese burger and made me do the Praying Mantis the entire flight.
Seat Bitch by Biatch551 September 10, 2005

Seat Fillers

A person that brushes up against your life but never effects your life in the slightest. Seat fillers are those people out there that seem to be there just to prove that you and your friends and family are not the only ones on the planet.

A seat filler in your life isn't even allowed to interact on a level deeper than standing in the shadows.

I know for a fact that they exist because I have personally tried to engage seat fillers in conversation or befriend them and it is impossible.

Seat fillers are a necessity. Otherwise it would be a very lonely planet.

At award ceremonies like the Oscars they have people who are paid to keep the seats full when the stars get up and move around or participate int eh show - that way the camera always see a full house.
The teller at my bank will not interact - if she is the perfect example is seat fillers she is an android of some sort - but I am not sure they have invented androids yet :)
Seat Fillers by rustytango May 9, 2009

Seat Grabber 

When one takes a shit which puts you through so much pain that you take hold of the sides of the toilet seat, and raise yourself up about 1/2 inch and squeeze plastic and porcelain to try and take your attention away from the pain you are being dealt by the wide load leaving your body.
Person 1: That shit was huge!

Person 2: Seat Grabber?

Person 1: Yeah!

Person 2: Damn! You want the ice out of my Coke?
Seat Grabber by cuffua8 January 9, 2013

seat check 

Anouncing that you are reserving your spot when you have to get up and get something.
"I'm gonna get a beer. Seat check."
seat check by jolene January 15, 2004

seat belt effect 

Where the strap of the seat belt proceeds to split a woman's breasts, thus making them appear bigger and more noticable
Did you see that girl through the drive thru? She was definately a victim of the seat belt effect!