high school dance 

if youve ever wanted to act like a jackass in front of your peers AND be at school in the evening when you dont have to... the high school dance is for you. Usually taking place in the musky ass gym or the broken glass covered parking lot, the high school dance contains such wonders as: mumble rap and repetitive pop music blared ad nauseum, shitty catered food from the downwind mexican restaurant with 2 stars on yelp, a bunch of horned up pizza faced jocks getting grinded on by slutty herpes-ridden cheerleaders, socially inept dorks huddled in a corner probably gaying out, a DJ who's had too much to drink, the wafting scent of bath and body works perfume and axe body spray, and general chaos formed by a mass of fucked up highschoolers. If you like one or all of these things, get some help... or attend the next high school dance!

Moe: I went to the homecoming high school dance last fall, it sucked fuck. Some asshole bumped into me, and i spilled the rank ass taco i had to spend 6 dollars to get.
Glen: Did you atleast get to score with one of the cheerleader sluts?
Moe: Fuck no, they all have herpes!

high school dance by Punchy_207 May 8, 2022

Middle School Dance 

A social event in which students between the age of 10-14 (i think, AKA Middle schoolers) and adults (teachers) attend. During this event the group will be divided in half, those with dicks and those without dicks. During this event the ppl who have dicks (or do they?), will talk about how they will be the "brave" one and ask out one of the people without dicks (also called women or girls). During the event some dancing may occur, in which it will almost certainly be people of the same sex dancing together. Then the following day the guys will boast about how they asked out the hot girl at the dance, which is obviously a lie.

The day after the middle school dance
John: Hey at the dance u should have seen it me and Sally got real dirty
Paul: REally wat happened
John: Oh i think i touched her once while i was getting a drink, i bet thats what sex is like
Paul: You are the master

Middle School Dance by That British guy September 21, 2005

middle school dance 

when girls put on tight booty shorts and slutty tank tops just to stand around for an hour and then when the dancing actually starts to go and try to get any random douche bag to grind them.

Jane: I'm soooo excited for the middle school dance tonight!! I hope a hotty grinds me. What are you wearing?
Lulu: Booty shorts and a sugarlip!!! I love being a slut! I hope the guy i grind gets a boner - i love that.

middle school dance by sirgrindalot July 8, 2011

Middle School Dance 

A get-together where preppy little boys and girls try to fufill their sexual urges by freaking and grinding to music.

"I really want to go to the next middle school dance." Said Beatrice.

Middle School Dance by mmmbop February 9, 2005

private school dance

a school dance where white privileged private school kids scream the n word while listening to da baby

yeah that concert was like a private school dance

private school dance by bill.clintons.big.toe October 7, 2019

The school dance effect

When you get more likes on a Instagram post because everyone attended the event that your picture was taken at

Abby got more likes than usual on her insta from prom because of the school dance effect

The school dance effect by My uhhh October 2, 2016

Modern day school dance 

A very large orgy, in which all participants wear formal clothing. Although, I can tell you from experience that wearing no clothes at all helps with the purpose of the orgy.

Joe: So, Fred, did you go to the "modern day school dance" Saturday?
(Fred gives a puzzled look)
Joe: The giant orgy?
Fred: Ooooh, yeah!

Modern day school dance by Joshua C. K. December 9, 2008