Sarah Palin 

Heinous bitch who only got elected because she sucked McCain's dick.

That fatherfucker is such a Sarah Palin that I bet she gets it on with politicians to save face. Or to moisturize face.

Sarah Palin by BorntoVogue August 29, 2008

Sarah Palin 

Irrefutable proof that Republicans DO in fact support affirmative action...but typical of Republicans, they only support it when it serves the interest of old white men.

Person 1: The Republican Party has consistently opposed affirmative action.
Person 2: Well, what about Sarah Palin?
Person 1: Sarah who??

Sarah Palin by Obama2008 October 20, 2008

Sarah Palin 

Absolute White Trash

Sarah Palin is Absolute White Trash

Sarah Palin by AINDYT5 October 22, 2008

sarah palin 

a moron or gun nut who doesn't believe in science or telling her daughter to keep her legs crossed

Sarah Palin is a huge mistake

sarah palin by minimalsidefx2 October 22, 2008

Sarah Palin 

A pro-life, pro-gun, pro-war Republican VP nominee. She has no experience, left Wasillia in a huge amount of debt, and is only being used as a political ploy to gain votes from idiot conservatives who can't think for themselves.

Stephen Colbert: Who the FUCK is Sarah Palin?

Sarah Palin by rawrimabutterfly October 30, 2008

Sarah Palin 

An insane ex-beauty queen who, despite having a vagina, manages to be against women's rights.

AKA "Caribou Barbie"

"I'm Sarah Palin."
"Go pee on yourself, jerkette."

Sarah Palin by Freedom! Forever! October 23, 2008

Sarah Palin 

John McCain's VP pick for his disasterous 2008 presidential run is a vicious, bellicose, spiteful, vindictive, homophobic ultra right-wing crackpot who is opposed to abortion rights and stem-cell research, and is in favor of extreme gun-rights, unrestricted drilling for oil, lowering the drinking age and creationism taught in the public schools. Even for a polititian, her ability to look a TV camera straight in the eye while unloading an avalanche of bullshit is astounding. A pathological liar to the max, she makes Richard Nixon look like a choirboy on sodium pentathol. Watch her keep a straight face while referring to herself as a maverick, or when she says that dinosaurs were around 4,000 years ago. To top it all off, she married a guy who said the core American values are "hunting and fishing."

Sarah Palin would make a lousy Vice President, but she would probably give great head.

Sarah Palin by Rollo & Biff December 9, 2008