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Only someone like brody Smith can be Salem
Salem by Shehhjdjdjdhdhfh October 17, 2018
Salem is the best person in the world. If you have a Salem in your life, You’re one lucky person. He’s a genuine, selfless person who would do anything for another person. He loves to play sports and has lots of friends. He’s probably one of the best looking people on this planet and can attract the attention of anyone. Even though he can do all these things, He doesn’t have multiple hoes, And is loyal when it comes down to it. Salem is a top 10 TIER bf, If you EVERRR acquire one, consider it a gift.
She walks in starlight in another world.
"Who was that girl?" *stares after in wonder*
"That was Salem."
Salem by leahbedia October 25, 2022
a not so friendly city where teenage kids from my neck of the woods, aka danvers, topsfield, or boxford, only venture for popcorn at the sketchy willows (in a large group of course), to watch our sports teams play (until we get threatened to get beat up), or to the purple scorpian to get something pierced because we're too old to go to the haunted houses but too young to get into the good bars. Otherwise, we're too scared.
boy 1: dude, let's go to salem tonight.
boy 2: why the hell would we go to salam?
boy 1: dude...the popcorn at the willows...
boy 2: let's go!
Salem by massgirl November 13, 2005
Salem is an elite boarding school located in Southern Germany on Lake Constance. Founded in 1920 by Kurt Hahn, Salem is considered the best school in Germany and one of the most famous boarding schools in the world.

Today, students of Salem are arrogant rich kids who like to wear Polo shirts and Burberry scarves. They also like to visit the local pub Galgen and spend each about 300 Euros every night there.

Alumni includes the Queen of Spain and Prince Philip the Duke of Edinburgh.
Salemer, wo seid ihr?
salem by Ursula Maier November 9, 2007
The weirdest mf bozo you'll ever fucking meet. They like to default dance to among us porn and drink tit milk.
Elffay: "Gotta pray to Salem right now!"
Naval: "Damn that little emo hoe?"