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Rowboat Heiress 

A Rowboat Heiress is any girl who is next in line to acquire her fathers dredging and dock-building compant. Rowboat Heiresses always have expensive clothes, but always dress whorey to conceal their wealth. They don't want people to guess they are rich from their clothes, they want to announce it themselves. Rowboat Heiresses will often purchase expensive presents for boys that they barely know and are also known to snort the occasional line in the bathroom at school.
Wow, the Rowboat Heiress looks totally hot today in her pointy black boots, I wonder if she has any coke I could buy.
Rowboat Heiress by shuanita December 8, 2004
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rowboat pussy 

A pussy so loose from fucking the penis moves around like a row from a rowboat in the vigina during sex
Kyla has the rowboat pussy like damn
rowboat pussy by Litty shity December 11, 2017

Columbus Rowboat 

A sexual act in which the arm pit is used to give a hand job to a male partner. The arm swings back and forth like the person administering the job is rowing a boat. Two people receiving can be used to accomplish a full rowboat effect.
"Martha's shaved arm pits sure made for a good Columbus rowboat last night."

swedish rowboat 

A line of men jerking off the person behind them while yelling, "stroke, stroke, stroke". Colloquial term for a circle jerk but there is one asshole leading the March.
Sorry to interrupt guys, I didn't know the party had turned into a Swedish rowboat.

Swedish Rowboat 

A sitting person holding a penis in each hand, oar style, and rowing furiously.
Is your mom interested in rowing the Swedish rowboat tonight for Ralph and I?
Swedish Rowboat by BigityBam February 19, 2018

Swedish rowboat 

A group of males texting each other porn and racist memes.
“...I had to fire the guy because he was in a Swedish rowboat in the middle of our meeting
Swedish rowboat by TurkeyGobblerZ September 11, 2018

Bonono Rowboat 

Some very fucked up shit.
dude 1: i just fucked a cat!
dude 2: fucking bonono rowboat, man..

dude 1: i look like a girl but act tough!
dude 2: bonono rowboat.. obv..

dude 1: i think lil wayne is a great rapper!
dude 2: nigga, you be all up on that bonizzle robizzle..