e.g. I need a ronald

I need to take a ronald
I need to do a ronald
it smell's like ronald
I did several ronalds today
somebody took a nasty ronald in the toilet

ronald by djron September 12, 2019

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What you are called when you are born in a McDonald's bathroom

I gave birth to my son in a McDonalds bathroom and even though his name is Aaron we call him Ronald

Ronald by OG grandma March 30, 2015

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"..Actually, my name's Alex."

{ron-ld} noun, 2. To become Ronald {too bih-kuhm ron-ld} verb

1.
A present employee of the fast-food restaurant/establishment, "McDonald's."

1a.
A conformist.

2.
Handing away your individuality to become part of the "Hitler youth-esque" wave that has spread across the universe.
Similar to signing your soul over to Satan.

Dana: Dude, I don't even work there anymore.
Kelly: Ha! Ookay, Ronald. Whatever you say.

Ray Man: Dude. What do you think that Ronald does when she's off the clock?
Ethan: Heh. I can't tell you, but I know that it's mine.

Slate: What do you think's worse? Working as a Ronald, or buying into Gangnam Style?

Ronald by refinedhippie November 2, 2012

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Getting pussy while still being an accused "stalker" and an "internet loser".

Damn, Zeek has been a straight up Ronald lately. He's browsing 5 forums and hitting up 5 bitches.

Ronald by zeek the geek February 29, 2008

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