Rectangle Ass 

The result of sitting on an uncomfortable chair (wood, office, bleacher) for an extended period of time. Usually prefaced by the term "case of" as if it were a condition or a disease.

I had so much work at the office today that I didn't get a lunch and when I got up to leave, I had a horrible case of rectangle ass.

Rectangle Ass by captainbone February 15, 2017

rectangle sam

a badly rolled joint, as opposed to being round, it is rectangular.

"damn! that kid sucks at rolling! i dont want no rectangle sam!"

rectangle sam by D.N.N. November 10, 2007

rectangle knot 

rectangle knot

rectangle knot ; not for cunts

rectangle knot by weebus oniibus January 6, 2020

Rectangle Man Diff 

A Rectangle Man Diff is when a Reinhardt is single handedly carries his team by outplaying and embarrassing the enemy tank usually another Reinhardt

The opposing team was unable to win due to a Rectangle Man Diff

Rectangle Man Diff by Nekomancercutie October 20, 2022

Magical Rectangle 

A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.

Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

Magical Rectangle by Arrthepirate January 8, 2014

Will County Rectangle 

-Noun

1. 850 square mile region located an hour South West of Chicago

2. known as the Demonic Dodecagon: a region that forms a polygon with an area of land that has twelve points

3. a place where a number of strange sightings and unexplainable phenomena have taken place

My mom lives in the Will County Rectangle

Will County Rectangle by knowsthnings July 19, 2011

square rectangle 

a term used for a Kilogram of cocaine based drug(ie. pure or cut cocaine). Often goes as a bird, a brick, a block, a key.. etcetera.

ma nig round down here know watisayin.. a straight square rectangle cost ya 17 5..know watisayin.. 18 at most. ya dig?

square rectangle by exxchangee March 13, 2008