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Thirst Quencher 

The Thirst Quencher is a refreshing move in the bedroom where the female sits on the males face and rides the full porn stache into the American sunset while chugging a 12 oz bottle of orange Gatorade.
“Dude last night me and this girl went to the nfl and she needed a drink, you best know that I gave her the ol’ thirst quencher”
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quencher 

to remove and toss a juicy tampon at someone - anyone - who deserves it.
I tired to give him a quencher, but he ducked and it quenched the wall instead.
quencher by yoyo bro June 11, 2006

thirst quencher 

the act of urinating while being given oral sex. it is applicable to either gender.
-that slut was so nasty that i had to give her a thirst quencher!!! (much laughter)
thirst quencher by the animal March 1, 2004

Tri-Browneye quencher 

Is when one is taking a fat shit and when the poop hits the toilet the water splashes them in the asshole three times in one setting. This could be called something else but this seemed appropriate.
I was taking a fatty Mcshit and was unpleasantly surprised by a Tri-Browneye quencher.
Tri-Browneye quencher by a-fall April 17, 2008

Elastic quencher 

Someone who gets shot with elastics by other people because they taunt people with their constant annoyance. but they absolutely love it because they crave banana cream pie
Rae usually gets shot with elastics by other people fact that she has a huge fantasy for flaming faggots. But she enjoys it so much because the smell of rubber bands reminds her of banana cream pie .Thus she is an elastic quencher.
Also see; banana cream pie; fuck whip
Elastic quencher by razr ramone August 31, 2008

Thirst Quencher 

The thirst quencher is a healthy maneuver involving a female drinking a Gatorade (or any beverage) while preforming a mustache ride on her male partner. It is commonly used in the foreplay section of a sexual encounter. It also prevents the dehydration that can occur after numerous rounds of sex.
Last night was insane, that chick grabbed an orange Gatorade out of the fridge, sat on my face, and we had the thirst quencher of a lifetime.

Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher

A cup of juice with extra ice so you pay more for less in a plastic cup with a plastic lid but in a paper drink tray to cut back on the use of plastic.
Can I get a peach drink?

“Sure; $1.99”
Hm. How about a Peach Tim Hortons Real Fruit Quencher?
“Of course; $7”