Pygmy Puff

A bright pink ball of fuzz that jumps in the palm of your hands, first seen in "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince".

That rug is so fluffy, it looks like 10,000 Pygmy Puffs.

by Pink Chedder August 16, 2011

pygmy negro man

A lil Niglet who has likely caught The Big Gay, often associate themselves with Deepwater Jews. Should be exterminated with extreme prejudice.

Frank: "Ayyy nigga pass the Pygmy Negro Man, he be looking fresh as fuck!"

Some faggot: "No man you Buggin' that's my Pygmy Negro Man!"

Frank: *Casts small your dick*

Some Faggot: *Being an intellectual counters with 'No u'*

Frank: *dies*

by The Last Nigga faggot May 28, 2018

pygmy hog

SLANG:
Remarkably unattractive creature (typically used in a derogatory manner to describe a woman).

WIKIPEDIA:

Pygmy hog (Porcula salvania) is an endangered species of small wild pig, previously spread across India, Nepal, and Bhutan but now only found in Assam. The current world population is about 150 individuals or fewer. Recent conservation measures have improved the prospects of survival in the wild of this critically endangered species.

My friends promised they would set me up with a hotty, but she turned out to be a total pygmy hog.

by bcmoney January 19, 2011

pygmy queen

A taller gay man who has a fetish for short gay men or Pocket Gays.
A big bro seeking a little bro

David is 6'3" and has a huge crush on Jake who is a 5'4" David is SUCH a pygmy queen

by lilpoe December 22, 2016

pygmy man

a slang term for the phallus

Remember to cover the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam

by laideback December 12, 2004

Pygmy Puma

A very short, fat person.

Damn! Check out that little pygmy puma! Shes huge.

by PygmyPumaLover January 1, 2009

pygmy curse

Is a curse you say out loud ,by name, when you want to put a stop to something happening.

I said,"Pygmy Curse" before the opponent team had a chance to score another point

by Catwoman😻. February 20, 2025