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Pushing cows 

Also used as push her cow and push my/mah cow.

1 - The act of self-describingly handling yours or someone else's genitals as a manner of masterbation.
2 - Being discreet about a sexual mannerism
3 - Simply put, playing with yourself or someone else.
"Go away for a few minutes while i Push mah cow!"

"Did you see the two girls in the field yesterday?"
"No, but i heard they were pushin' eachother's cow".
"I wish i could've seen them pushing cows. I mite've pushed mah cow too".

"Dude! did you hear some one got caught Pushing thier cow in the bathroom at school."
"Ha! Looks like someone didnt know when it is ok to Push thier cow".
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Pushing Peretz 

When your teacher does not know how to use the word pushing p.
Bro your literally pushing Peretz
Pushing Peretz by Not Yassin February 2, 2022

Punching The Clown 

The act of masturbation. Commonly known as jerking off...
Since she left i've been punching the clown like twice a day.
Punching The Clown by Nick Conte October 4, 2005

Pushing 🅿️ 

basically, 🅿️means anything. Anything good can be referred to as “pushin 🅿️” however, anything negative could be described as “not pushin 🅿️”
“If you’re in this shit and it’s rented, then you’re kicking 🅿️. But if you buy this shit and you own it, then you’re really pushing 🅿️. You’re spending your hard-earned money. Like, you’re pushing it. You’re standing on this shit. You’re spending millions on it. You’re pushing it.”
Pushing 🅿️ by Unruly hunch January 15, 2022

“Pushing P” 

As Gunna explains, “pushing p” is pushing paper, being a player or making plays.
My mans Greg in his bag and bagging. He’s “pushing p
“Pushing P” by neverforget_410 January 11, 2022

Pushing Trees 

Selling large amounts of marijuana, usually as an occupation.
Wintermute: How is it that seventeen-year-old has two flat screens? He must be pushing trees.
Wisti: Yeah, I bought a quap last week from the boy, good shit too.
Pushing Trees by potatoedanish June 13, 2011

Punching the Squid

Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.
Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."
Punching the Squid by Arcaros August 1, 2017