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primary sexual provider 

Not your girlfriend/boyfriend, but someone whom you have sex with more often than anyone else. Used in places where "booty call" is too distant, and "girl/boyfriend" is too close.

Especially helpful/appropriate if you're actively "seeing" more than one person.
Person 1 : "So.. is that your girlfriend?"
Person 2 : "Nope. She's my primary sexual provider"
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Rhino Provider 

The opposite of a Unicorn Provider.

A child care provider who stands firm in her policies and beliefs.

A child care provider who values independence and self-help skills.

A child care provider who enforces her policies and rules despite parents that try to find loopholes.

A long term provider who KNOWS there is more to daycare than rainbows and butterflies.
Ms Judy is a Rhino provider

Rhino providers do NOT enable parents

Pleasure Provider 

The more businesslike and dignified term for whore, prostitute, or trick. One who provides pleasure for a price.
Aeriq: Ay ho, get your ass over here!
Lacey: Hey don't be callin' me a ho.
Aeriq: That's what you are though.
Lacey: I know, but I like to be called a Pleasure Provider. It's less harsh..
Aeriq: Aight..
Pleasure Provider by lacefrogface January 31, 2009

Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) 

Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) is when your husband does not want to leave his office or home town due to having to work and provide for his family; this includes vacataions, getaways and family trips.
A man has Male-Provider Syndrome (MPS) when he can't go with you to Bora Bora because of the time change, time in the airplane, and because your hut on the water doesn't have a GREAT WiFi connection.

sex provider 

A person who you describe primarily as a provider of sex. Everything else about your relationship with them is secondary to the sex they give you. Of course deep down you know it's about more than sex.
I saw a great movie with my sex provider last night.
sex provider by lost_spring October 18, 2008

internet service provider

An internet service provider is a company that supplies its customers access to the internet.

See ISP
Common Internet Service Proviers: Earthlink, Verizon, Comcast, AOL, MSN, Adelphia, Bell Atlantic (now Verizon, unfortunately), Cox, Road Runner, NetZero, Joi, Juno, People PC, etc.

adult provider 

One who offers adult companion for adult activity ie. Sex, dating, an adult escort, play date for donation
An escourt or hooker adult provider will excepts donation for service