Please proceed, Governor 

When somebody thinks they're about to outsmart you and you encourage them to keep going, knowing you have a fact ready to completely humiliate them.

Mitt Romney: "You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror... is that what you're saying?
Barack Obama: "Please proceed, Governor"
...
Romney humiliated by debate moderator

Please proceed, Governor by jcb82 October 19, 2012

Beta Please 

This basically means, "Son, please" literally-translated. It is a fun way to say, "Come on!" but in that friendly/funny way. It can also be an alternative to saying the b-word when trying to say 'b-word please." 'Beta' is not a swear!
(bay-tah - puleez) (note: do not say it like the Greek 'beta' but instead with more "bae" or "bay")

Ex 1:
"I got a 91 on that AP biology test."
"Beta please, I got one-hunnit."
Ex 2:
"I think that the sky is pink all day err-day."
"Beta, please, shut up."

Beta Please by nav6 October 8, 2014

please give me coke 

An innocent phrase that got fucked up by some innocent korean girl's accent. She's thirsty either way.

Random korean girl on youtube: please give me coke
Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH it sounds like cock

please give me coke by monke cactus March 1, 2021

obama please 

With Obama being considered a black man by most, It's the same as, 'nigger please'.

What's up my nigger? Who you callin nigger? You nigger! Obama please!

obama please by Ball333 November 27, 2013

pretty please 

an extra cute way to say please. No man can say no to a "pretty please".

Girl: can you please paint my toenails?
Boy: fuck no
Girl: (pouty-lipped) pretty please?
Boy: gimme the damn polish

pretty please by browngirl March 3, 2007

guys please 

Guys please is a two-word combination into one, which is used by streamer quackity when his friends in a discord call didn't listen to him.

(quackity in a call) Please answer me
(proceeds to write in the discord chat) Guys please.

guys please by ThisGuyIsYours March 9, 2021

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When you type a bunch of nonsense such as ',./;'#-=', and then Urban Dictionary crashes, you find this page.
And we're assuming that you decided to copy and paste this.

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Me: bugger off

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