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When your pizza rolls are done 

My girlfriend said she wasn't pregnant and it was like when your pizza rolls are done.

Totino's Pizza Rolls 

Official gay snack thanks to S42 E13 of SNL hosted by Kristen Stewart in which Kristen and Vanessa made out over Totino's Pizza Rolls.
girl: hey girlfriend would you like some Totino's Pizza Rolls?
girlfriend: yes, girlfriend. J'aime les rolls de pizza.
Totino's Pizza Rolls by mcclinton February 5, 2017

totinos hit pizza rolls 

Reee kids favorite after school snack, this word derived from ancient australian language when someone made totinos hot pizza rolls.
TOTINOS TOTINOS HIT PIZZA ROLLS TOTINOS TOTINOS, EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT TOTINOS.

Pizza Hut Pizza Rolls 

The original (or new, however you wish to view it) tiny thick dick. Often used to describe the lulz factor of a specific man's baby dick. Usually used as a derogatory term.

Though I cannot see how it could be used as a compliment. You'd have to be batshit crazy.
"Kellsie, you should've seen it! His Pizza Hut Pizza Roll dick was so small, I'm not even sure I was penetrated!"

"Dude, get some Enzyte! You have a Pizza Hut Pizza Roll cock!"

"Am I crazy in thinking this is a room full of naked men with Pizza Hut Pizza Rolls for dicks or are you all just really really cold?

eating pizza rolls

When you run out of ranch, so you and your buddies make some homemade dipping sauce.. kind of like a soggy waffle, whoever is last has to use the homemade ranch with the fresh Pizza rolls
Me, Zane, Chase, Conner, and Bryce played a game of “eating pizza rolls”.. Zane ended up with a full belly.
eating pizza rolls by BigBaby101 November 5, 2017

Tostanals Pizza Rolls 

Frozen Tostitos Pizza Rolls that have been shoves up ones anus, until fully cooked.
" Hey, dinners ready!"

" YEAH! TOSTANALS PIZZA ROLLS!!"
Tostanals Pizza Rolls by Kimbusha January 7, 2021