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Tall poppy syndrome 

Australian slang for the tendancy to criticise highly successful people (ie, tall poppies), and 'cut them down'.
Sam seemed to be suffering tall poppy syndrome when he described Kerry Packer as an evil man, merely because he was a billionaire.
Tall poppy syndrome by BabydollPink December 30, 2005

Puppy Sized Elephants 

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.
Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."

Digital Poppy Seed 

When your last Tweet, away message, GChat status or Facebook status is wrong.
When "Happy Independence Day!!" is your away message on July 6th, it sticks out like a Digital Poppy Seed.
Digital Poppy Seed by icwish July 15, 2009

Abused Puppy Syndrome 

A condition where a person, who is typically picked on and made fun of, develops a deep crush on the first person who is nice to them. Named after the tendency for beaten dogs to follow around people who feed them. APS is characterized by:

-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling
Nice Person: I defended that nerdy girl in front of a couple football guys and now she keeps staring at the back of my head in Math!

Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.
Abused Puppy Syndrome by hoboace October 21, 2007

puppy smuggler 

to have very huge and very perky titties........
swelling a small shirt with massive boobs.....

knockers too big for common clothes......
Roxx was wearing a little shirt which made her a class 10 puppy smuggler.

That chick not only has great pigtails but she is smuggling puppies as well.......rock on chicky.....rock on.

Pappy Snap

A legendary form of fingering a woman while using the thumb to massage the clitoris, in a snapping fashion. Usually taught to you by your father. Hence the pappy
When he realized conventonal finger banging wasn't working, he went for the Pappy Snap!
Pappy Snap by BUI Ketchum December 28, 2007