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Merch-Perving 

When one goes to the store to just feel the fabrics and get some sensorial satisfaction.
"Hey K, wanna go to the store to do some merch-perving?"
Merch-Perving by Padaddy April 12, 2021

power perving 

The act of intense perving on the physical attributes of girls whilst out. This activity is usually practised over a short period of time due extenuating circumstances (such as girlfriend in loo) or eye strain and thus subtly is often disregarded.
I had to visit the optician as I strained my eye power perving.

I'll come out for one and get in some power perving.

power perving by Adam T Murray June 17, 2007

Sleep-perving 

Like sleep-walking but more gropey, usually when the sleep-perver pretends to be asleep so they can be near to grope you.
Did you see Tommy last night? He was totally sleep-perving on her!

good perving 

good perving is when a woman unintentionally or intentionally lets you have a look up her skirt.
"I got a good perving up her skirt when she was going up the stairs". "was in town today and I got some good perving on this twenty something sitting in the sun with her legs slightly open".
good perving by citisnappa October 22, 2013

screen perving 

Playing with another person on the same screen using 'splitscreen' and continuously watching the other persons part of the screen in an attempt to use it to your advantage.
John is playing call of duty with his brother, Bob, on the same TV using splitscreen. John cannot find where Bob is on the screen, so he looks at Bob's part of the screen, finds his location by screen perving and kills him. John is a screen pervert.

Text-perving 

Text-perving is the act of looking at somebody's text while they are texting somebody else. Usually frowned upon by society because of a presumed 'breach of privacy'.

Despite that, this act is very helpful in day to day life, social problems and so forth.
how did you know i was going to plan that kidnap?
i was text-perving you..

stop text-perving me!
Text-perving by I'MGuinea August 7, 2011