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Perpendicular Estranged Retard 

pretty self explanatory

(saj made this phrase)

Perpendicular orgasm 

The most pleasurable heart stopping feeling anyone could ever imagine in the best way possible caused by something feeling complete
“yo this food is gonna give me a perpendicular orgasm”
“that nap gave me the best typa perpendicular orgasm anyone coulda ever imagine”

Perpendicular play 

Having sex where each respective partner is stimulating the other through means of physical intimacy.
Alice invited Alicia to her room last night after their date and two did perpendicular play.
Perpendicular play by Redshirt69 December 15, 2023

Perpendicular game

I'm not playing. You only want to play because you know you can't do anything more.
Hym Iam "I'm still not playing the Perpendicular game. Loss avoidance isn't victory for you and this is just the thing I said it was initially. You haven't won anything. You are never going to DO anything, actually. And as long as you can continue to be rewarded for being a do-nothing, why even pretend to be competing? Who are you trying to fool? You have to know that you are never going to convince ME (of all people) that you've done anything more than pretend I wasn't right initially, convince others to lie, and sweep the corpses under the rug. Who are you pretending for? Unless proving I was right was the victory for you. In which case, I already did it. I did it the second I slammed my fist on the table and again the second Randall showed up."
Perpendicular game by Hym Iam January 19, 2026

poopy perpendicular 

An act of anal sex in which the penis is never actually inserted into the rectum, but rather the man fucks the woman's butt cheeks in a manner reminiscent of titty fucking.
My girl's got some small titties, so I pulled a poopy perpendicular on her last night!