Peepee Poopoo Man

The Peepee Poopoo Man is a ragamuffin of despicable qualities. He slinks into your bedroom whilst you sleep, then he slips his long, beguiling fingernails into your anus. He then reaches up through your digestive track, into your mouth, grabs your tongue, then pulls back down, turning you inside out and making you lick your butthole in the process

That peepee poopoo man got to me last night... now I know what my bum tastes like.

Peepee Poopoo Man by Urmomatool November 25, 2021

Why The fuck my Peepee hard 

A great way to start a conversation with your dad

"Hey dad, why the fuck my Peepee Hard?"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"

Why The fuck my Peepee hard by Mr Yelah September 16, 2017

panty-peeler 

something said or done that is almost sure to get a chick to sleep with you.

a candlelit dinner with rose petals could be a huge panty-peeler.

panty-peeler by melshore August 17, 2009

Bryan Peeled 

When you get so drunk, your legs bend the complete opposite way.

‘Calm down with your drinking mate, you’re gonna end up Bryan Peeled’

Bryan Peeled by Fipee April 4, 2023

peefee 

the name for "peefee" comes from pussy fart. meanin the farts that come from your vaginal region

"oh man your peefee's smell really bad today"

"no you cannot cover your peefee with a pillow, but you can try"

peefee by britcait November 25, 2006

foul peener 

A penis so disgusting and smelly that it makes you cry when the fumes are inhaled. Can be the result of poor hygiene or disease.

Commonly associated with balls or nuts that reak as well.

Guy: Hey give me a bj.

Girl: No fucking way! You have a foul peener !

foul peener by Ténti December 30, 2013

Key and Peele 

A comedy duo, Jordan Peele and Keegan Michael Key, known mainly for sketches using wild characters and juvenile humour. Hilarious AF though

Chad, talking to his buddy Jimbo: Hey, you seen the SlapASS sketch on Key and Peele? It's so fucking funny...
Jimbo shakes his head: not really seen that show

Chad sees his opportunity to be the douchenozzle he is and prank an unsuspecting friend *gives Jimbo five then proceeds to vigorously slap Jimbo on the ass* SlapASS!!!!
Jimbo calls Chad a douchenozzle and punches him in his stupid Chad nose then goes home,finds Key and Peele on Comedy Central and gets the joke.

Key and Peele by BustyGothGirl August 24, 2019