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Paul's Miller Time

The time in which a worthless co-worker spends his "work day" playing on the internet, emailing friends, listening to shitty music and generally being a fat waste of space. It also helps if he is extremely stupid and asks a lot of mindless questions.
That cracker ass wigger is the laziest worthless piece of shit I've ever seen. Why does he smell like sour skin and how does he keep his job?

Shhh....He's surfing the net enjoying Paul's Miller Time.
Paul's Miller Time by Fist Me July 14, 2006
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Paul's Bathroom 

The flatmate's bathroom where one is wont to lay a hefty steaming log when getting caught short in female company and not wanting her to hear the inevitable thunder and splashdown.
I want to do a poo, I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom.

Sorry love, I'm gonna have to go to Paul's bathroom for this one as it's gonna stink.
Paul's Bathroom by TMISv2.0 July 27, 2009

Paul's Mom 

The mother to which all 'yo momma' jokes begin.
Paul said, "I'm done with this"
to which Catrina replied, "that's what Paul's mom told me last night"
Paul's Mom by Chee$e Chick December 24, 2008

Paul's Law 

'Paul's Law'
1. a notional, Internet-born law (example: Godwin's Law) which dictates that any discussion--irrespective of its subject matter--will eventually become "derailed" (*moved off topic) into a debate about "traps" (*male-to-female transsexuals); in particular, whether or not an attraction to / relationship with said gender denomination by males is considered homosexual.
(NB: In this sense, the law pertains only to "pre-op" (*pre-operational) MTF trans girls.)
2. an expression indicating that a given conversation has veered away from its original topic and into the realm of "traps".

Etymology:
The nominal reference pertains to the Hollywood action film B-actor, Paul Walker (1973~2013). Subsequent to Walker's death in 2013, an un-authored "dialogue meme" (*series of pictures, generally taken from film, with subtitled captions) appeared. This meme comprised a sequence of images depicting Walker with another action film B-list actor (Vin Diesel) -- images taken from the final, tributary scenes of the film, Fast and Furious 7 (2015) -- engaging in a debate on the topic of "feminine penises" (*the 'femininity' of "trap" genitalia as viewed by their aficionados).
The can be viewed here (*SFW): Oqm33CQ (imgur website)

The proliferation of this image is largely attributable to the 4chan Internet image board and its denizens; in particular from its notoriously "trap-happy" sub forum, /pol/ (political)--wherein the notion of 'Paul's Law' is oft invoked or 'proven'.
"This conversation proves Paul's Law."
"Paul's Law is strong with this thread."
"Paul's Law states that this must now become a 'trap' thread!"
Paul's Law by Trolius Maximus March 2, 2017

Paul Smith’s College 

A college like no other in the heart of the Adirondacks. A very beautiful campus on which almost everyone smokes marijuana and gets drunk on a Friday night.
I’m going off to Paul Smith’s College (pot smoker’s college) for four years.

Paul's Wife 

Our safe word refers to the pastor's wife at my mother's church. No connection between paul's wife and my sex life tho.
Me: *screams* Paul's Wife
him: pulls out, "was I hitting that too hard?"
Paul's Wife by hotdilflover February 14, 2023

St Paul's London 

A school for a bunch of sweaty neeks who don't go outside.
Taught by noncy teachers
Where are all the nonces hiding?

St Paul's London
St Paul's London by Tetanussor January 24, 2021